Annual Book Sale – Expect Tolstoy, Sluts!

THURSDAY TO FRIDAY – Annual University Booksale!

Thousands of titles to be had, including:

• Sir Walter Scott
• Tolstoy
• A brown book
• Victorian children’s poetry books that smell like scotch and quinine
• Dead spiders
• Books with hair in them
• The Collected Works of NOT FOR RESALE
• Sluts, like, all over the place
• Live spiders
• The Wonderful Colours of Monet – (black and white plates only)
• A shitty early translation of Nietzsche on “The Superman”
• Seriously, sluts love used books
• Old Sawburgh Jahosaphet’s Book of Humourous Tales 1907, including “Mother, The Smoked Herring!”
• First garbage novel by awesome modern author and nothing else
• Automative Repair Manual ‘87
• A book with inappropriate terms for ethnic groups you should buy to show your friends
• Woody Allen: Interviews – This Shit Has No Jokes
• A book of Victorian medical practices you will buy for 25$ and never look at again
• Mein Kampf, but stamped “Perth Public Library – Young Adult”
• A History of Scottish Presbyterianism, Vol. VI Only (MUST PURCHASE WHOLE SET)
• No Jane Austen after 9:15 thanks to that bitch over there
• A box full of nothing but shredded newspaper
• Antonio “Toni” Negri and Michael “Mikey” Hardt – Holy Moly, Revolutioly!
• The Vice Guide To Ethical Butt-Buggery and Fuckbuddery
• The Poems of Alfred Tennyson x 600 copies
• Hearken Not to the Kaiser
• Dual language texts that make Latin students unduly excited: Pominius’ List of Roman Chamberpots
• Edgar Allen Poe – Misc. Unscary Tales – “A New Bedford Jaunt”, “The Dictionary Man”
• Dated fashion magazine your mom makes you buy for your sister not to read
• Pamphlets for things that don’t exist anymore using words you find confusing together
• It’s in old German Fraktur font but check it out I think the title says “Boner”
• The Unpurchasable Works of Rudyard Kipling
• The Cuntlickingly Offensive Book of Limericks (Paris, 1933 how did they know that word)
• A big pile of bags – sorry we’re out of bags
• Grover’s Garlic Garnish - A Utopian Tale
• The Thousand and One Nights - illustrated etchings of Dore w/ Titties Edition
• That lone book in Hungarian
• Christianity – It’s The Only Religion, Stupid!
• Escapades in Far Off Burma Old Bean Lemon Squash Wot
• A Glimpse at the Future: Life As it May Be in the Year 2000 – (moon chalets, top hats)
• No you can’t just leave them here while you get more, I am not a faithful Japanese guard dog
• The Collected Works of Lenin With His Face On The Front – buy this and try not to look insane
• Learn to Play the Sackbut
• That girl over there likes Dostoyevsky and I need to give her my patronymic
• Thomas Pynchon Book, sweet cover, ok, he did WHAT in her WHAT?
• A shitty hymnal you will buy because you thought it was “beautiful even though I’m an atheist”
• Avid book collecting enthusiast who mispronounces “Goethe”
• The Reference/Dictionary section you stand in until somebody moves over in modern lit
• A coursepack with notes in pink pen (“OMG he never even called her”)
• Jacques Derrida’s Really Unpopular Book On Film Or Photography Or Something
• Judaism, Judaica, Jumanji
• Breadmaking for the Nonce
• Tom Brown’s Blah Blah Blah Blah
• The Tactics of the Waffen SS  – A Book For Men In Fedoras
• Oh My God a Book On Etiquette From Like A Million Years Ago
• Commercial Cobblery
• A German Cookbook That Seems Normal Until Page 7 – Pork Foreskin Goulash
• Slavoj Zizek – Something Borrowed, Something Blue: Reading Lacan in the Antepenultimate Times

…And, like, more!