Cat and Fish

cat: signor, i am feeling off today.

fish: is it spiritual or bubble bubble

........................physiological?

cat: bubbles? i dont make that distinction

fish: have you eaten

cat: i have

fish: how was it?

cat: bland, to be frank

fish: you need a hobby horse, cat.

cat: what's a cat to do with a mrrrrrwow, horse? am i to ride it or it me?

fish: i dont make that distinction

cat: i am so off

fish: hey bubble bubble

cat: ?

fish: don't chew so loudly

cat: but i already ate

fish: but i am referring to your mind

cat: a mind can chew?

fish: you're the one who makes no distinctions bubble for tummy or theory

cat: oh fish fish signor can chew do better?

More than One Liners

they say hes razor sharp

impossible

he hasnt shaved in years.

well hes a hipster if i ever heard of one

have you

not likely.

trouble in paradise eh

dont lets bring scripture into this

why not

im trying to keep it clean thats why

what are you doing doc

relax i just want you to remain perfectly

hurt

or this is really going to

stay still

tell me do you enjoy the blues

i hate the blues

what about the reds

cant stand em

ah but in this climate you must support the greens

no you see they upset my stomach

(speed dating by colour folks it works)

how bout this for a lark

no thanks ive only a budgey

hes got a certain

je ne sais quoi

what's that mean

i dunno.

hes a wizard on the guitar

well im myself something of a warlock on the spoons

just what are you implying

oh nothing explicit

as shakespeare said

id love to hear him say it

im a man of my word

well id ask you to spell it but there are ladies present

such things have not been seen since the fall of rome

what about the winter

ive never met a man i didnt like

is that a fact

well it was

distinctive thoughts thought up @ work

- we know what is wanted by the way what is the distinction between5000 years and the flicker of a few screens
-back away from the history dept. (no future!)
-cohesion, we are ,,, told
- all of nature / in a recycling bin / to be found
-how many means
- how many more years
- back away from the keyboard (east-west line)

e-courage

i dont want to attemptany sort of daily digest
humanity, largely composedof fellow colleagues
won't have it/ linked verseand the time-honoured
i am nothing but relight motivation
and so a complaintto the aforementioned stars
heaven heaven heaveni have not dreamt in a long while
lyric, result of large reading,by an open looking parking lot

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just a record of terror
terror, well,
a just recording
fled, cassette, no story
just the straight and natural blues
just recorded, a record
of terror