More than One Liners

they say hes razor sharp

impossible

he hasnt shaved in years.

well hes a hipster if i ever heard of one

have you

not likely.

trouble in paradise eh

dont lets bring scripture into this

why not

im trying to keep it clean thats why

what are you doing doc

relax i just want you to remain perfectly

hurt

or this is really going to

stay still

tell me do you enjoy the blues

i hate the blues

what about the reds

cant stand em

ah but in this climate you must support the greens

no you see they upset my stomach

(speed dating by colour folks it works)

how bout this for a lark

no thanks ive only a budgey

hes got a certain

je ne sais quoi

what's that mean

i dunno.

hes a wizard on the guitar

well im myself something of a warlock on the spoons

just what are you implying

oh nothing explicit

as shakespeare said

id love to hear him say it

im a man of my word

well id ask you to spell it but there are ladies present

such things have not been seen since the fall of rome

what about the winter

ive never met a man i didnt like

is that a fact

well it was