Kipling vs. RiFF RaFF (AKA the White Man's Burden)

Take up the White Man's burden—  Send forth the best ye breed—

 VS.

What does a 19th century Victorian man-of-letters-cum-imperialist have in common with the Sunshine State's skeeziest (and whitest) rapper? Turns out they share a veritable caravan of aesthetic of preferences including: guns, swag, bitches, booze, phrenology, drugs, old whips, racialism, animals (alive or skinned), the hot Southern sun of exotic climes, and of course rhymin’. The differences lie, so far as I can tell, almost exclusively in the domain of facial hair. Following on the success of the popular and quite poignant Jay-Z Lyric or Line from The Great Gatsby quiz, I present the following little academic “compare and contrast”. Can you guess which DWM (dirty white male) dropped which verse?

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1. "I seed im runnin by when the shots begun to fly"
Answer: Kipling  


2. "Sounding real good. Might work the wood.
      I'm'a broke em off like to make my own wood."
Answer: Riff-RaF


3. "Next week I'll have em fitted
     I'll buy me a swagger-cane"
Answer: Kipling (continuation is even funnier: "they'll let me free o' the barricks to walk on the Hoe again")


4. "Wet an drippin by the ford.
     Ford, ford, ford."
Answer: Kipling   


5. "The jinglety-jink o the chains -Tss! Tss!"
Answer: Kipling   


6. "Laying face down dress down
     We on the,
     On the other side of seven seas."
Answer: Riff Raff 


7. "Don't call your Martini a crosseyed old bitch."
Answer: Kipling   


8. "She knifed me one night cuz I wished she was white."
Answer: Kipling  


9. "Just me and my kin 
       In the salamander skin."
Answer: Riff Raff 


10. "We was goin most extended
       We was drivin very fine."
Answer: Kipling  


11. "Pirate ships and treasure, 
       Yeah I got that treasure."
Answer: Riff Raff


12. "Two yellow companions at my mansion mud wrastlin.'"
Answer: Riff Raff 


13. "It was crawlin' and it stunk,
        But of all the drinks I've drunk..."
Answer: Kipling   


14. "Cheetah skin outside the parka
       Propaganda propels us – ostrich feathers."
Answer: Riff-Raff