Neo-Canadian Heritage Minute - Apes in Medicine

University of Toronto, 2871.

[A medical lecture hall. A full class filled with side-burned human students banging on the desks screaming "Send em home! Get rid of them!"]

Professor: Gentlewomyn, gentlewomyn, please! And so, THIS fruit, which I regret I cannot name because of the presence of these members of the INFERIOR SPECIES, who could not possibly endure-"

[Human students smirk jauntily and twirl their burns]

Monkey 1: Patience Bongo!

[Human students keep screaming, banging on desks]

Monkey 1: PATIENCE Bongo...

[Bongo stands up dramatically]

Bongo: DOCTOR MACFARLANE

Professor: Bongo??

Bongo: If you don't keep this classroom under control, I am going to repeat every word of this disgusting lecture to your charming monkey wife!

[Bongo hobbles over to diagram of a banana tree, rips off the piece of paper covering the banana and storms off]

Narrator: Bongo would become the first monkey to practice medicine in Canada.

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